We will not be closing today, as the lenders blow! Forgive my crass depiction, but as a one time underwriter who has done a few$500 million deals, it is not that hard! I can underwrite a $20 million deal in 15 minutes, I would assume that a house purchase is just about the same process. So we come to an easy conclusion, commercial loan underwriters = genius, residential loan underwriters = ratards! I am not sure how I am handling this as I have been mentally prepared for over a month that today was our closing date, so I think I am pissed, but pissed for me means very little, unless I am playing kickball, then that is scary pissed, where I am calm pissed right now. (I may be the only person suspended from two different kickball seasons for my "competitive nature") Kendal seems to be keeping it together and I am very proud of her for that, last week, not so much. This week doing pretty well, maybe the reality set in for her that it wasn't going to happen. The true test will be tonight when she comes home. I will know the second she walks in the door if we are good or I should put on body armor. Kidding, of course, it's not that bad...
That's all I really have at the moment, starting to set up utilities because Larry jumped the gun and started disconnecting them and I don't want anything bad to happen if they are shut off. We are becoming recyclers, yay environment, even though Kendal asked if they are making money off of us, you got to love the attitude towards money sometimes, even though it clashes with my mentality towards it on occasion. I love you honey, but I am not going to collect aluminum cans for the $7 a month it might net us. Next thing you know we will be cleaning up the highways for "extra cash." Too funny! I think that is about it for now, if anything changes I will be sure to let everyone know as I have no doubt that not only my scores of avid readers, but the entire nation is waiting on pins and needles to see this all come to a close.
So wishing us good luck and happy hunting!
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